It's true. I should've guessed the outcome before I even put the yogurt in the shopping cart yesterday. Ryan was even hopeful. But alas, there is only one REAL Red Velvet. The kind eaten with a fork or wrapped in a cupcake liner. It has real cream cheese frosting and is made with fairy dust and hopes and dreams. Yoplait has not created a substitute, but it was worth a shot, right? For 100 calories, yes.